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NEWS & VIEWS|||SARASIJ|||4th APRIL 2026

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  NEWS & VIEWS|||SARASIJ|||4 th APRIL 2026 SATURDAY| VOL—V/2026/APRIL OPINIONATED, FOR FREE CIRCULATION. “ अकर्तव्यं न कर्तव्यं प्राणैः कण्ठगतैरपि । कर्तव्यमेव कर्तव्यं प्राणैः कण्ठगतैरपि ” ॥ *Meaning* : Whatever is not right to be done, must never be done even on pain of death; and what is right to do, must be done even if one should die for the same. * भावार्थ* : जो कार्य निषिद्ध है , उसे प्राण कण्ठगत (मृत्यु संकट उपस्थित होने की स्थिति) पर भी नहीं करना चाहिये। जो कर्तव्य है , उसे अपने प्राण की परवाह न करते हुये भी अवश्य करना चाहिये .   INDIA: (GOI, SWARAJYA, VISHWAMITRA, HINDU POST, INDIA TODAY). The central government’s decision to migrate 16.68 lakh official email accounts to Zoho’s cloud platform, at a total cost of Rs 180.10 crore, represents one of the larger administrative technology transitions undertaken in recent years. While this may appear to be a routine IT upgrade, the scale, structure and intent of the migration suggest that it is part...
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  KOUN BONEGA MILLIONARE A REALTY SHOW SARASIJ MAJUMDER   Last question for 1 Million US $   is here on your screen... Spoke aloud Mr. Voros conducting a Realty show in ABC Telecasting Corporation. 👉 VOROS:- What is the religion of Raul NAINO? Your options are:-- A- Hindu    B- Muslim    C- Buddhist     D- Christian 🤔 Participant- Sir, I don't know.I would like to use lifeline. 👉 VOROS -   You have played very amazingly well, all your four life lines are alive till now..., which life line would you like to take? 🤔 Participant- Audience Poll. 👉VOROS - Computer ji, this should be marked, Audience!    Ladies, and Gentlemen; Boys, and Girls--your turn has come and your time starts now... Vote for the option. (After the opinion poll---) Ohhh.. MY GOSH!!.....this is a big mess; Audience is also totally confused. A ,B, C, D-- each   option has got 25%,  equal votes, what will you do now? 🤔 ...
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  A Dialogue: Raul Vinci, and a HINDU SARASIJ MAJUMDER Location : Hotel Italiano,   BUSINESS SUITE, Milano, Italy. HINDU (H) : Jai Shree Ram. How are you? RAUL VINCI (RV) : Hail Secularism. What you want? H : Okay,   so let’s start with secularism. What do you understand   by SECULARISM? RV :- ISLAM, and MUSLIMS are to be protected in Secular India. H : What do you want to say about lynchings? RV : Number of lynching are increasing in India under Modi’s government. H : But the records of MHA shows that number of recorded cases of communal enmity were more in 70 years of Congress regime than the BJP’s period. RV : Don’t tell me about    MHA and all the data. I studied in Harvard. Akhlaq and Tabrez and uncountable Muslims became victim. H : IS IT?? can you tell me some Hindu names too, who are LYNCHED?? RV : No… what is Hindu? What is HINDU NAME?? H : Let me tell you some. Ankit Saxena and Pank...

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