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NEWS & VIEWS|||SARASIJ|||29th APRIL2026

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  NEWS & VIEWS|||SARASIJ|||29 th APRIL2026 WEDNESDAY| VOL—V/2026/APRIL OPINIONATED, FOR FREE CIRCULATION. *“ शरीरमाद्यं खलु धर्मसाधनम्”* -- ' कुमारसम्भव ' शरीर के माध्यम से ही धर्म , ईश्वर व जीवन के वास्तविक लक्ष्य तक हम पहुँच सकते है। इसलिए हमारे शास्त्रों में मानव तन की इतनी महिमा गाई गई है। English Equivalent: “HEALTH IS WEALTH”. INDIA: (GOI, SWARAJYA, VISHWAMITRA, HINDU POST, INDIA TODAY). Mamata Banerjee Vs Shuvendu Adhikari In Focus As Bengal Votes In Phase 2 Today. EC is trying its best to do a fair, crimeless vote. It is rumored that BJP couldn’t provide polling agents in all booths. Local terror must have played a part. Voting started. IRAN WAR: ( Tehran Times, Israel Times, Washington Post, Al-Jazeera) Tehran proposed a phased agreement that would first end the war and reopen the Strait of Hormuz to shipping—and only afterward discuss nuclear matters, multiple news outlets reported. Tehran’s proposal includes guarantees that the war would no...
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REACTION OF COUNTRIES AFTER SUCCESS OF CHANDRAYAN--3

SARASIJ MAJUMDER

  • Pakistan— Oh No! I-e Allah—Reham Koro.
  • China—Bro, shall we resume talk on border dispute!
  • Russia—Thanks Modiji, let’s have a Vodka party!
  • Israel—What a news! Let us celebrate by killing some JIHADIS!
  • Palestinos— I am leaking--Tissue papers, please!
  • America—If this MODI fellow re-elected again, CIA will be very busy!
  • Brazil— President Jair Bolsonaro to VP, “Hey Hamilton! Why are we still under the BRICKS?!”
  • Bangladesh—I’m more worried about my TISTA waters! Didi—Shall I send some more Bangladeshis in West Bengal??
  • Nepal— Doesn’t matter, we still own the Himalayas!
  • Bhutan—The King, “Our position is not changed”
  • Indonesia—Congratulations! Welcome to Bali! We love “Kuch Kuch Hota Hai!”By the way, when BRAHMOS are coming here?

  • Dubai—Welcome, no visa required.
  • UK—What the bad news! Tomorrow, they will again ask us to return the “KOH-I-NOOR”
  • South Africa--The Gandhis are so good!
  • Ghana— No, we just want to move Gandhi to a better place!
  • Silicon Valley—The Day Before Yesterday!
  • New Delhi—The Day After Tomorrow! Jai Shiva Shakti!
  • Nigeria—What’s the recipe of your foods, Yaar??
  • India—Chilli, but go cool, please. Eat more vegs, less flesh!
  • World —Ah! After all, I’ve heard  a Good news!

Note:-- Issued for Fun. Not for comment on any country.

 

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