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NEWS & VIEWS|||SARASIJ|||25/06/2025. ||| WEDNESDAY| VOL—IV/2025/JUNE/563

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NEWS & VIEWS|||SARASIJ|||25/06/2025. WEDNESDAY| VOL—IV/2025/JUNE/563 OPINIONATED, FOR FREE CIRCULATION. "Bharat builds bunker buster Agni missile to strike underground enemy target, a bold push for strategic supremacy", Organiser, June 25, 2025: Bharat is developing an advanced missile system equipped with a powerful bunker buster warhead. INDIA: (GOI, SWARAJYA, VISHWAMITRA, HINDU POST, INDIA TODAY). Jagannath Yatra 2025 will begin today on June 27, 2025, and conclude on July 5, 2025. Festival spans over nine days, during which various important rituals take place, culminating in the return journey of the deities to the Jagannath Temple. Three divinities are worshipped on the festival day. They include Swamy Balabhadra, who is the elder brother of Swamy Jagannath; Subhadra and Swamy Jagannath. India declined to sign a Shanghai Cooperation Organization statement because it omitted mention of the Pahalgam terror attack while referencing Baluchistan:  Defence m...
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REACTION OF COUNTRIES AFTER SUCCESS OF CHANDRAYAN--3

SARASIJ MAJUMDER

  • Pakistan— Oh No! I-e Allah—Reham Koro.
  • China—Bro, shall we resume talk on border dispute!
  • Russia—Thanks Modiji, let’s have a Vodka party!
  • Israel—What a news! Let us celebrate by killing some JIHADIS!
  • Palestinos— I am leaking--Tissue papers, please!
  • America—If this MODI fellow re-elected again, CIA will be very busy!
  • Brazil— President Jair Bolsonaro to VP, “Hey Hamilton! Why are we still under the BRICKS?!”
  • Bangladesh—I’m more worried about my TISTA waters! Didi—Shall I send some more Bangladeshis in West Bengal??
  • Nepal— Doesn’t matter, we still own the Himalayas!
  • Bhutan—The King, “Our position is not changed”
  • Indonesia—Congratulations! Welcome to Bali! We love “Kuch Kuch Hota Hai!”By the way, when BRAHMOS are coming here?

  • Dubai—Welcome, no visa required.
  • UK—What the bad news! Tomorrow, they will again ask us to return the “KOH-I-NOOR”
  • South Africa--The Gandhis are so good!
  • Ghana— No, we just want to move Gandhi to a better place!
  • Silicon Valley—The Day Before Yesterday!
  • New Delhi—The Day After Tomorrow! Jai Shiva Shakti!
  • Nigeria—What’s the recipe of your foods, Yaar??
  • India—Chilli, but go cool, please. Eat more vegs, less flesh!
  • World —Ah! After all, I’ve heard  a Good news!

Note:-- Issued for Fun. Not for comment on any country.

 

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