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NEWS & VIEWS|||SARASIJ|||28/10/2025.

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  NEWS & VIEWS|||SARASIJ|||28/10/2025. TUEDAY| VOL—IV/2025/OCTOBER OPINIONATED, FOR FREE CIRCULATION. CHATH PUJA   INDIA: (GOI, SWARAJYA, VISHWAMITRA, HINDU POST, INDIA TODAY). The Election Commission announces second phase of Special Intensive Revision of Electoral Rolls in 12 states and Union Territories; Process to start from tomorrow and conclude on 7th February, next year. In the Indian electoral system, SIR stands for Special Intensive Revision. It is a special drive launched by the Election Commission of India (ECI) to ensure that the electoral rolls (voter lists) are accurate, complete, and up to date. The purpose of this process is to include eligible voters who may have been left out and to remove names of those who are no longer eligible, such as deceased or shifted persons. Special Intensive Revision (SIR) is a comprehensive, door-to-door verification process of electoral rolls. Aurangabad Railway Station Renamed as Chhatrapati Sambhajinagar Station...
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REACTION OF COUNTRIES AFTER SUCCESS OF CHANDRAYAN--3

SARASIJ MAJUMDER

  • Pakistan— Oh No! I-e Allah—Reham Koro.
  • China—Bro, shall we resume talk on border dispute!
  • Russia—Thanks Modiji, let’s have a Vodka party!
  • Israel—What a news! Let us celebrate by killing some JIHADIS!
  • Palestinos— I am leaking--Tissue papers, please!
  • America—If this MODI fellow re-elected again, CIA will be very busy!
  • Brazil— President Jair Bolsonaro to VP, “Hey Hamilton! Why are we still under the BRICKS?!”
  • Bangladesh—I’m more worried about my TISTA waters! Didi—Shall I send some more Bangladeshis in West Bengal??
  • Nepal— Doesn’t matter, we still own the Himalayas!
  • Bhutan—The King, “Our position is not changed”
  • Indonesia—Congratulations! Welcome to Bali! We love “Kuch Kuch Hota Hai!”By the way, when BRAHMOS are coming here?

  • Dubai—Welcome, no visa required.
  • UK—What the bad news! Tomorrow, they will again ask us to return the “KOH-I-NOOR”
  • South Africa--The Gandhis are so good!
  • Ghana— No, we just want to move Gandhi to a better place!
  • Silicon Valley—The Day Before Yesterday!
  • New Delhi—The Day After Tomorrow! Jai Shiva Shakti!
  • Nigeria—What’s the recipe of your foods, Yaar??
  • India—Chilli, but go cool, please. Eat more vegs, less flesh!
  • World —Ah! After all, I’ve heard  a Good news!

Note:-- Issued for Fun. Not for comment on any country.

 

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