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NEWS & VIEWS|||SARASIJ|||30/07/2026

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  NEWS & VIEWS|||SARASIJ|||30/07/2026 WEDNESDAY| VOL—IV/2026/JULY OPINIONATED, FOR FREE CIRCULATION. “ गुरुर्ब्रह्मा गुरुर्विष्णुः , गुरुर्देवो महेश्वरः | गुरुःसाक्षात् परब्रह्म , तस्मै श्रीगुरवे नम: ”|| INDIA: (GOI, SWARAJYA, VISHWAMITRA, HINDU POST, INDIA TODAY). INDIA CELEBRATED GURUPURNIMA YESTERDAY. Stricter Anti-Paper Leak Bill Passed: Amid fierce opposition Ruckus, the Lok Sabha passed the Public Examination (Prevention of Unfair Means) Amendment Bill, 2026 after 3 days of RUCKUS by opposition on this bill .   @SARASIJ--So far—we have lost 7 working days of parliament due to opposition Ruckus in this Monsoon Session. LoP was the unruliest. I   saw the sessions live. Cash for Querry Scamster Mahua was no less. Vande Mataram Insult Bill: The Rajya Sabha cleared the Prevention of Insults to National Honour (Amendment) Bill, 2026, officially making any public insult or disrespect to the national song, Vande Mataram, a criminal offence. BRICS Summi...
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REACTION OF COUNTRIES AFTER SUCCESS OF CHANDRAYAN--3

SARASIJ MAJUMDER

  • Pakistan— Oh No! I-e Allah—Reham Koro.
  • China—Bro, shall we resume talk on border dispute!
  • Russia—Thanks Modiji, let’s have a Vodka party!
  • Israel—What a news! Let us celebrate by killing some JIHADIS!
  • Palestinos— I am leaking--Tissue papers, please!
  • America—If this MODI fellow re-elected again, CIA will be very busy!
  • Brazil— President Jair Bolsonaro to VP, “Hey Hamilton! Why are we still under the BRICKS?!”
  • Bangladesh—I’m more worried about my TISTA waters! Didi—Shall I send some more Bangladeshis in West Bengal??
  • Nepal— Doesn’t matter, we still own the Himalayas!
  • Bhutan—The King, “Our position is not changed”
  • Indonesia—Congratulations! Welcome to Bali! We love “Kuch Kuch Hota Hai!”By the way, when BRAHMOS are coming here?

  • Dubai—Welcome, no visa required.
  • UK—What the bad news! Tomorrow, they will again ask us to return the “KOH-I-NOOR”
  • South Africa--The Gandhis are so good!
  • Ghana— No, we just want to move Gandhi to a better place!
  • Silicon Valley—The Day Before Yesterday!
  • New Delhi—The Day After Tomorrow! Jai Shiva Shakti!
  • Nigeria—What’s the recipe of your foods, Yaar??
  • India—Chilli, but go cool, please. Eat more vegs, less flesh!
  • World —Ah! After all, I’ve heard  a Good news!

Note:-- Issued for Fun. Not for comment on any country.

 

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