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  OPERATION SINDOOR: MIRROR SPEAKETH SARASIJ MAJUMDER   1. Pakistan shelters, trains, defends, and uses terrorists supported by ISI and its army. Terrorists are an extension of Pakistan’s army. Pakistan honour the slain terrorists with state honours by wrapping their bodies in Pakistan’s national flag, and the army attends the funeral. Pakistan isn't just an Islamist country, it's an Islamist terrorist’s country, and Terror is its state policy. It exported terrorists in Afghanistan on the advice of the USA in exchange of payment, and is also running a proxy war in Jammu & Kashmir of India through terrorists since its independence. PAKISTAN SHALL BE A PARMANENT MEMBER IN THE BLACKLIST OF “FATF”. 2. It also showed a mirror to India that when India needs help, there will be no one who will openly back India. Israel definitely, and Russia also may send their weapons behind the scenes, but not a single country openly supported India like some supported Pakistan. When it...
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REACTION OF COUNTRIES AFTER SUCCESS OF CHANDRAYAN--3

SARASIJ MAJUMDER

  • Pakistan— Oh No! I-e Allah—Reham Koro.
  • China—Bro, shall we resume talk on border dispute!
  • Russia—Thanks Modiji, let’s have a Vodka party!
  • Israel—What a news! Let us celebrate by killing some JIHADIS!
  • Palestinos— I am leaking--Tissue papers, please!
  • America—If this MODI fellow re-elected again, CIA will be very busy!
  • Brazil— President Jair Bolsonaro to VP, “Hey Hamilton! Why are we still under the BRICKS?!”
  • Bangladesh—I’m more worried about my TISTA waters! Didi—Shall I send some more Bangladeshis in West Bengal??
  • Nepal— Doesn’t matter, we still own the Himalayas!
  • Bhutan—The King, “Our position is not changed”
  • Indonesia—Congratulations! Welcome to Bali! We love “Kuch Kuch Hota Hai!”By the way, when BRAHMOS are coming here?

  • Dubai—Welcome, no visa required.
  • UK—What the bad news! Tomorrow, they will again ask us to return the “KOH-I-NOOR”
  • South Africa--The Gandhis are so good!
  • Ghana— No, we just want to move Gandhi to a better place!
  • Silicon Valley—The Day Before Yesterday!
  • New Delhi—The Day After Tomorrow! Jai Shiva Shakti!
  • Nigeria—What’s the recipe of your foods, Yaar??
  • India—Chilli, but go cool, please. Eat more vegs, less flesh!
  • World —Ah! After all, I’ve heard  a Good news!

Note:-- Issued for Fun. Not for comment on any country.

 

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