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21st July –2026

  21 st July –2026 SARASIJ MAJUMDER 1.0       TMC (Ritabrata) i.e. The rebel Trinamool Congress faction lead by Ritabrata Banerjee will hold its 21st July Martyrs' Day (as per Mamata) rally at Mayo Road, near the Gandhi statue in central Kolkata. This location was secured after the faction received administrative clearance from the Kolkata Police. 2.0       TMC (Mamata Loyalist) has not yet finalized where they will hold this rally on that day. Possible Location that will be granted is ‘HAZRA PARK’. Who will come?? Threat: ‘Egg Therapy and CHOR CHOR’ SLOGAN by public. 3.0       INC: May organize the 21 st July rally at Brigade Parade Ground. My question: 21 st July—you belong to whom to day? And—by any interpretation, it can’t be called “Martyrs' Day”!   NOTE: REFER MY EARLIER BLOG ON THIS DAY FURNISHED BELOW. https://sarasij1majumder.blogspot.com/2026/06/21st-july-shaheed-dibas.html
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  KOUN BONEGA MILLIONARE A REALTY SHOW SARASIJ MAJUMDER   Last question for 1 Million US $   is here on your screen... Spoke aloud Mr. Voros conducting a Realty show in ABC Telecasting Corporation. 👉 VOROS:- What is the religion of Raul NAINO? Your options are:-- A- Hindu    B- Muslim    C- Buddhist     D- Christian 🤔 Participant- Sir, I don't know.I would like to use lifeline. 👉 VOROS -   You have played very amazingly well, all your four life lines are alive till now..., which life line would you like to take? 🤔 Participant- Audience Poll. 👉VOROS - Computer ji, this should be marked, Audience!    Ladies, and Gentlemen; Boys, and Girls--your turn has come and your time starts now... Vote for the option. (After the opinion poll---) Ohhh.. MY GOSH!!.....this is a big mess; Audience is also totally confused. A ,B, C, D-- each   option has got 25%,  equal votes, what will you do now? 🤔 ...
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  A Dialogue: Raul Vinci, and a HINDU SARASIJ MAJUMDER Location : Hotel Italiano,   BUSINESS SUITE, Milano, Italy. HINDU (H) : Jai Shree Ram. How are you? RAUL VINCI (RV) : Hail Secularism. What you want? H : Okay,   so let’s start with secularism. What do you understand   by SECULARISM? RV :- ISLAM, and MUSLIMS are to be protected in Secular India. H : What do you want to say about lynchings? RV : Number of lynching are increasing in India under Modi’s government. H : But the records of MHA shows that number of recorded cases of communal enmity were more in 70 years of Congress regime than the BJP’s period. RV : Don’t tell me about    MHA and all the data. I studied in Harvard. Akhlaq and Tabrez and uncountable Muslims became victim. H : IS IT?? can you tell me some Hindu names too, who are LYNCHED?? RV : No… what is Hindu? What is HINDU NAME?? H : Let me tell you some. Ankit Saxena and Pank...
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