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  21st.  JULY SHAHEED DIBAS SARASIJ MAJUMDER The Core Conflict: "Scientific Rigging". During the early 1990s, the Left Front government, led by the Communist Party of India (Marxist) [CPI(M)], had been ruling West Bengal for over a decade. The opposition parties, particularly the Youth Congress led by state president Mamata Banerjee, accused the Left Front of rampant electoral manipulation, which they termed "scientific rigging". To counter this, Mamata Banerjee launched an agitation demanding that Photo Voter Identity Cards be made the sole mandatory document for voting to ensure fair and transparent elections. Mamata Banerjee was serving as the Minister of State for Human Resource Development in the P. V. Narasimha Rao government. She lost power  within the Indian National Congress after being defeated by Somen Mitra in the 1992 election for the party's youth wing president in West Bengal. Following the loss, Banerjee blamed the defeat due to  internal con...
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  KOUN BONEGA MILLIONARE A REALTY SHOW SARASIJ MAJUMDER   Last question for 1 Million US $   is here on your screen... Spoke aloud Mr. Voros conducting a Realty show in ABC Telecasting Corporation. πŸ‘‰ VOROS:- What is the religion of Raul NAINO? Your options are:-- A- Hindu    B- Muslim    C- Buddhist     D- Christian πŸ€” Participant- Sir, I don't know.I would like to use lifeline. πŸ‘‰ VOROS -   You have played very amazingly well, all your four life lines are alive till now..., which life line would you like to take? πŸ€” Participant- Audience Poll. πŸ‘‰VOROS - Computer ji, this should be marked, Audience!    Ladies, and Gentlemen; Boys, and Girls--your turn has come and your time starts now... Vote for the option. (After the opinion poll---) Ohhh.. MY GOSH!!.....this is a big mess; Audience is also totally confused. A ,B, C, D-- each   option has got 25%,  equal votes, what will you do now? πŸ€” ...
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  A Dialogue: Raul Vinci, and a HINDU SARASIJ MAJUMDER Location : Hotel Italiano,   BUSINESS SUITE, Milano, Italy. HINDU (H) : Jai Shree Ram. How are you? RAUL VINCI (RV) : Hail Secularism. What you want? H : Okay,   so let’s start with secularism. What do you understand   by SECULARISM? RV :- ISLAM, and MUSLIMS are to be protected in Secular India. H : What do you want to say about lynchings? RV : Number of lynching are increasing in India under Modi’s government. H : But the records of MHA shows that number of recorded cases of communal enmity were more in 70 years of Congress regime than the BJP’s period. RV : Don’t tell me about    MHA and all the data. I studied in Harvard. Akhlaq and Tabrez and uncountable Muslims became victim. H : IS IT?? can you tell me some Hindu names too, who are LYNCHED?? RV : No… what is Hindu? What is HINDU NAME?? H : Let me tell you some. Ankit Saxena and Pank...

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