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IRON LADY OF MANIPUR & HER FAST

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  IRON LADY OF MANIPUR & HER FAST. SARASIJ MAJUMDER   Irom Sharmila Chanu was born on March 14, 1972, in the village of Kongpal Khaidem Leikai, Porompat, located in the Imphal East District of Manipur, India. Family Background &Parents: She was born to Irom Chanu Nanda, an attendant at the state veterinary hospital, and Irom Sakhi, a homemaker. Her father was highly respected locally for his dedication to curing neighbourhood animals, inspiring Sharmila's lifelong love for animals and nature. Siblings: She was the youngest of nine children in a modest Meitei family. Her mother was 44 years old when she gave birth to her. Childhood & Personality: Social Disposition: Growing up within a massive 17-member joint family, Sharmila was an average student who frequently preferred to stay quiet and aloof from the household bustle. The "Fair One": Her distinct appearance earned her the childhood nickname "Mengoubi," a Manipuri term translating ...
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  KOUN BONEGA MILLIONARE A REALTY SHOW SARASIJ MAJUMDER   Last question for 1 Million US $   is here on your screen... Spoke aloud Mr. Voros conducting a Realty show in ABC Telecasting Corporation. πŸ‘‰ VOROS:- What is the religion of Raul NAINO? Your options are:-- A- Hindu    B- Muslim    C- Buddhist     D- Christian πŸ€” Participant- Sir, I don't know.I would like to use lifeline. πŸ‘‰ VOROS -   You have played very amazingly well, all your four life lines are alive till now..., which life line would you like to take? πŸ€” Participant- Audience Poll. πŸ‘‰VOROS - Computer ji, this should be marked, Audience!    Ladies, and Gentlemen; Boys, and Girls--your turn has come and your time starts now... Vote for the option. (After the opinion poll---) Ohhh.. MY GOSH!!.....this is a big mess; Audience is also totally confused. A ,B, C, D-- each   option has got 25%,  equal votes, what will you do now? πŸ€” ...
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  A Dialogue: Raul Vinci, and a HINDU SARASIJ MAJUMDER Location : Hotel Italiano,   BUSINESS SUITE, Milano, Italy. HINDU (H) : Jai Shree Ram. How are you? RAUL VINCI (RV) : Hail Secularism. What you want? H : Okay,   so let’s start with secularism. What do you understand   by SECULARISM? RV :- ISLAM, and MUSLIMS are to be protected in Secular India. H : What do you want to say about lynchings? RV : Number of lynching are increasing in India under Modi’s government. H : But the records of MHA shows that number of recorded cases of communal enmity were more in 70 years of Congress regime than the BJP’s period. RV : Don’t tell me about    MHA and all the data. I studied in Harvard. Akhlaq and Tabrez and uncountable Muslims became victim. H : IS IT?? can you tell me some Hindu names too, who are LYNCHED?? RV : No… what is Hindu? What is HINDU NAME?? H : Let me tell you some. Ankit Saxena and Pank...

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