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NEWS & VIEWS|||SARASIJ|||04--11-2026

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  NEWS & VIEWS|||SARASIJ|||04--11-2026 WEDNESDAY| VOL—IV/2026/NOVEMBER OPINIONATED, FOR FREE CIRCULATION. असतो मा सद्गमय। तमसो मा ज्योतिर्गमय। मृत्योर्मा अमृतं गमय॥ --Brihadaranyaka Upanishad 1.3.28 Guide and Lead me from the virtual to the real; from darkness to light; from death to immortality   INDIA: (GOI, SWARAJYA, VISHWAMITRA, HINDU POST, INDIA TODAY). PM Shri Narendra Modi, by video conference, opened the Hinjawadi– Shivajinagar Pune Metro Line 3 and laid the foundation of new Phase-II metro corridors, projects worth about ₹21,800 crore. He said India’s metro network has grown from 248 km before 2014 to about 1,200 km , and that around 50 crore people have come out of extreme poverty in the last decade , making India the world’s fastest poverty reducer. PM Modi hailed the CRPF for recording zero casualties for 12 months in a row, a first in 47 years, calling it “a ZERO that speaks volumes”. The Road Transport Ministry and the Bihar government ...
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  KOUN BONEGA MILLIONARE A REALTY SHOW SARASIJ MAJUMDER   Last question for 1 Million US $   is here on your screen... Spoke aloud Mr. Voros conducting a Realty show in ABC Telecasting Corporation. 👉 VOROS:- What is the religion of Raul NAINO? Your options are:-- A- Hindu    B- Muslim    C- Buddhist     D- Christian 🤔 Participant- Sir, I don't know.I would like to use lifeline. 👉 VOROS -   You have played very amazingly well, all your four life lines are alive till now..., which life line would you like to take? 🤔 Participant- Audience Poll. 👉VOROS - Computer ji, this should be marked, Audience!    Ladies, and Gentlemen; Boys, and Girls--your turn has come and your time starts now... Vote for the option. (After the opinion poll---) Ohhh.. MY GOSH!!.....this is a big mess; Audience is also totally confused. A ,B, C, D-- each   option has got 25%,  equal votes, what will you do now? 🤔 ...
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  A Dialogue: Raul Vinci, and a HINDU SARASIJ MAJUMDER Location : Hotel Italiano,   BUSINESS SUITE, Milano, Italy. HINDU (H) : Jai Shree Ram. How are you? RAUL VINCI (RV) : Hail Secularism. What you want? H : Okay,   so let’s start with secularism. What do you understand   by SECULARISM? RV :- ISLAM, and MUSLIMS are to be protected in Secular India. H : What do you want to say about lynchings? RV : Number of lynching are increasing in India under Modi’s government. H : But the records of MHA shows that number of recorded cases of communal enmity were more in 70 years of Congress regime than the BJP’s period. RV : Don’t tell me about    MHA and all the data. I studied in Harvard. Akhlaq and Tabrez and uncountable Muslims became victim. H : IS IT?? can you tell me some Hindu names too, who are LYNCHED?? RV : No… what is Hindu? What is HINDU NAME?? H : Let me tell you some. Ankit Saxena and Pank...

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