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NEWS & VIEWS|||SARASIJ|||05th MAY2026

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  NEWS & VIEWS|||SARASIJ|||05th MAY2026 TUESDAY VOL—V/2026/MAY OPINIONATED, FOR FREE CIRCULATION. “ परित्राणाय साधूनां विनाशाय च दुष्कृताम् । धर्मसंस्थापनार्थाय सम्भवामि युगे युगे ” ॥ ८ ॥ GEWETA, CHAPTER-4, Verse-8   INDIA: (GOI, SWARAJYA, VISHWAMITRA, HINDU POST, INDIA TODAY). I POSTED A POLITICAL OBITUARY ON TMC ON 03MAY, AFTERNOON. ELECTORAL VERDICT BY PEOPLE OF BENGAL LEGALIZED THAT. I WISH NEW GOVERNMENT WILL OPEN A NEW CHAPTER IN BENGAL.   BJP score ‘PORIBORTAN’ in Bengal, Vijay’s smash-hit debut in Tamil Nadu, Congress reclaims Kerala, ASSAM & PUDUCHERRY welcomed  BJP. The one unmistakable message from the results of the Assembly elections was that of a yearning for change in three States. And the incumbents     from the TMC in Bengal to DMK to LDF, bore the brunt. Only Assam and Puducherry bucked the trend. In West Bengal, BJP candidate Shuvendu Adhikari defeated   Chief Minister and TMC leader M...
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  KOUN BONEGA MILLIONARE A REALTY SHOW SARASIJ MAJUMDER   Last question for 1 Million US $   is here on your screen... Spoke aloud Mr. Voros conducting a Realty show in ABC Telecasting Corporation. 👉 VOROS:- What is the religion of Raul NAINO? Your options are:-- A- Hindu    B- Muslim    C- Buddhist     D- Christian 🤔 Participant- Sir, I don't know.I would like to use lifeline. 👉 VOROS -   You have played very amazingly well, all your four life lines are alive till now..., which life line would you like to take? 🤔 Participant- Audience Poll. 👉VOROS - Computer ji, this should be marked, Audience!    Ladies, and Gentlemen; Boys, and Girls--your turn has come and your time starts now... Vote for the option. (After the opinion poll---) Ohhh.. MY GOSH!!.....this is a big mess; Audience is also totally confused. A ,B, C, D-- each   option has got 25%,  equal votes, what will you do now? 🤔 ...
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  A Dialogue: Raul Vinci, and a HINDU SARASIJ MAJUMDER Location : Hotel Italiano,   BUSINESS SUITE, Milano, Italy. HINDU (H) : Jai Shree Ram. How are you? RAUL VINCI (RV) : Hail Secularism. What you want? H : Okay,   so let’s start with secularism. What do you understand   by SECULARISM? RV :- ISLAM, and MUSLIMS are to be protected in Secular India. H : What do you want to say about lynchings? RV : Number of lynching are increasing in India under Modi’s government. H : But the records of MHA shows that number of recorded cases of communal enmity were more in 70 years of Congress regime than the BJP’s period. RV : Don’t tell me about    MHA and all the data. I studied in Harvard. Akhlaq and Tabrez and uncountable Muslims became victim. H : IS IT?? can you tell me some Hindu names too, who are LYNCHED?? RV : No… what is Hindu? What is HINDU NAME?? H : Let me tell you some. Ankit Saxena and Pank...

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