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NEWS & VIEWS|||SARASIJ|||25/06/2025. ||| WEDNESDAY| VOL—IV/2025/JUNE/563

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NEWS & VIEWS|||SARASIJ|||25/06/2025. WEDNESDAY| VOL—IV/2025/JUNE/563 OPINIONATED, FOR FREE CIRCULATION. "Bharat builds bunker buster Agni missile to strike underground enemy target, a bold push for strategic supremacy", Organiser, June 25, 2025: Bharat is developing an advanced missile system equipped with a powerful bunker buster warhead. INDIA: (GOI, SWARAJYA, VISHWAMITRA, HINDU POST, INDIA TODAY). Jagannath Yatra 2025 will begin today on June 27, 2025, and conclude on July 5, 2025. Festival spans over nine days, during which various important rituals take place, culminating in the return journey of the deities to the Jagannath Temple. Three divinities are worshipped on the festival day. They include Swamy Balabhadra, who is the elder brother of Swamy Jagannath; Subhadra and Swamy Jagannath. India declined to sign a Shanghai Cooperation Organization statement because it omitted mention of the Pahalgam terror attack while referencing Baluchistan:  Defence m...
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  KOUN BONEGA MILLIONARE A REALTY SHOW SARASIJ MAJUMDER   Last question for 1 Million US $   is here on your screen... Spoke aloud Mr. Voros conducting a Realty show in ABC Telecasting Corporation. 👉 VOROS:- What is the religion of Raul NAINO? Your options are:-- A- Hindu    B- Muslim    C- Buddhist     D- Christian 🤔 Participant- Sir, I don't know.I would like to use lifeline. 👉 VOROS -   You have played very amazingly well, all your four life lines are alive till now..., which life line would you like to take? 🤔 Participant- Audience Poll. 👉VOROS - Computer ji, this should be marked, Audience!    Ladies, and Gentlemen; Boys, and Girls--your turn has come and your time starts now... Vote for the option. (After the opinion poll---) Ohhh.. MY GOSH!!.....this is a big mess; Audience is also totally confused. A ,B, C, D-- each   option has got 25%,  equal votes, what will you do now? 🤔 ...
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  A Dialogue: Raul Vinci, and a HINDU SARASIJ MAJUMDER Location : Hotel Italiano,   BUSINESS SUITE, Milano, Italy. HINDU (H) : Jai Shree Ram. How are you? RAUL VINCI (RV) : Hail Secularism. What you want? H : Okay,   so let’s start with secularism. What do you understand   by SECULARISM? RV :- ISLAM, and MUSLIMS are to be protected in Secular India. H : What do you want to say about lynchings? RV : Number of lynching are increasing in India under Modi’s government. H : But the records of MHA shows that number of recorded cases of communal enmity were more in 70 years of Congress regime than the BJP’s period. RV : Don’t tell me about    MHA and all the data. I studied in Harvard. Akhlaq and Tabrez and uncountable Muslims became victim. H : IS IT?? can you tell me some Hindu names too, who are LYNCHED?? RV : No… what is Hindu? What is HINDU NAME?? H : Let me tell you some. Ankit Saxena and Pank...
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OPERATION SINDOOR ||| ECONOMIC LOSSES OF PAKISTAN

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