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NEWS & VIEWS|||SARASIJ|||11-01-2026

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  NEWS & VIEWS|||SARASIJ|||11-01-2026 SUNDAY|| VOL—V/2026/JANUARY OPINIONATED, FOR FREE CIRCULATION. * युक्ति युक्तं प्रगृह्णीयात् बालादपि विचक्षणः।* * रवेरविषयं वस्तु किं न दीपः प्रकाशयेत्॥।* TRANSLATION:A wise person should accept good advice or ideas from anyone, even a child, because just as a small lamp can illuminate a corner the sun cannot (like the dark corners), a small voice can offer valuable wisdom not always captured by others;   INDIA: (GOI, SWARAJYA, VISHWAMITRA, HINDU POST, INDIA TODAY). Pariksha Pe Charcha 2026 has set a new participation record, with more than 4 crore registrations so far, surpassing last year’s Guinness World Record tally of 3.56 crore.   Union Education Minister Dharmendra Pradhan said. Registrations opened on December 1, 2025, through the MyGov portal and include students, parents and teachers from across the country. New and Renewable Energy Minister Pralhad Joshi highlighted that India’s clean energy sector has a...
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  KOUN BONEGA MILLIONARE A REALTY SHOW SARASIJ MAJUMDER   Last question for 1 Million US $   is here on your screen... Spoke aloud Mr. Voros conducting a Realty show in ABC Telecasting Corporation. 👉 VOROS:- What is the religion of Raul NAINO? Your options are:-- A- Hindu    B- Muslim    C- Buddhist     D- Christian 🤔 Participant- Sir, I don't know.I would like to use lifeline. 👉 VOROS -   You have played very amazingly well, all your four life lines are alive till now..., which life line would you like to take? 🤔 Participant- Audience Poll. 👉VOROS - Computer ji, this should be marked, Audience!    Ladies, and Gentlemen; Boys, and Girls--your turn has come and your time starts now... Vote for the option. (After the opinion poll---) Ohhh.. MY GOSH!!.....this is a big mess; Audience is also totally confused. A ,B, C, D-- each   option has got 25%,  equal votes, what will you do now? 🤔 ...
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  A Dialogue: Raul Vinci, and a HINDU SARASIJ MAJUMDER Location : Hotel Italiano,   BUSINESS SUITE, Milano, Italy. HINDU (H) : Jai Shree Ram. How are you? RAUL VINCI (RV) : Hail Secularism. What you want? H : Okay,   so let’s start with secularism. What do you understand   by SECULARISM? RV :- ISLAM, and MUSLIMS are to be protected in Secular India. H : What do you want to say about lynchings? RV : Number of lynching are increasing in India under Modi’s government. H : But the records of MHA shows that number of recorded cases of communal enmity were more in 70 years of Congress regime than the BJP’s period. RV : Don’t tell me about    MHA and all the data. I studied in Harvard. Akhlaq and Tabrez and uncountable Muslims became victim. H : IS IT?? can you tell me some Hindu names too, who are LYNCHED?? RV : No… what is Hindu? What is HINDU NAME?? H : Let me tell you some. Ankit Saxena and Pank...

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