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NEWS & VIEWS|||SARASIJ|||14th APRIL2026

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  NEWS & VIEWS|||SARASIJ|||14th APRIL2026 TUESDAY| VOL—V/2026/APRIL OPINIONATED, FOR FREE CIRCULATION. अन्नदा​नम   प​रम   दा​नम   विद्यादा​नम   अतः परम्। To Give Food Is Great, But Sharing Knowledge Is Greatest. INDIA: (GOI, SWARAJYA, VISHWAMITRA, HINDU POST, INDIA TODAY).   Supreme Court of India ruled on April 11, 2026, that the right to vote and contest elections are STATUTORY, NOT FUNDAMENTAL RIGHTS. The judgment, arising from a Rajasthan cooperative society case, said these rights are governed by laws like the Representation of the People Act. Punjab assembly has unanimously passed the ‘Jagat Jot Sri Guru Granth Sahib Satkar (Amendment)’ Bill, 2026, during the specially convened Vidhan Sabha session. Nagaland has achieved nearly 95% household tap water coverage under the Jal Jeevan Mission.   Iranian Ambassador to India, Dr Mohammad Fathali, has thanked the Government and People of India for being reliable and compassionate pa...
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  KOUN BONEGA MILLIONARE A REALTY SHOW SARASIJ MAJUMDER   Last question for 1 Million US $   is here on your screen... Spoke aloud Mr. Voros conducting a Realty show in ABC Telecasting Corporation. 👉 VOROS:- What is the religion of Raul NAINO? Your options are:-- A- Hindu    B- Muslim    C- Buddhist     D- Christian 🤔 Participant- Sir, I don't know.I would like to use lifeline. 👉 VOROS -   You have played very amazingly well, all your four life lines are alive till now..., which life line would you like to take? 🤔 Participant- Audience Poll. 👉VOROS - Computer ji, this should be marked, Audience!    Ladies, and Gentlemen; Boys, and Girls--your turn has come and your time starts now... Vote for the option. (After the opinion poll---) Ohhh.. MY GOSH!!.....this is a big mess; Audience is also totally confused. A ,B, C, D-- each   option has got 25%,  equal votes, what will you do now? 🤔 ...
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  A Dialogue: Raul Vinci, and a HINDU SARASIJ MAJUMDER Location : Hotel Italiano,   BUSINESS SUITE, Milano, Italy. HINDU (H) : Jai Shree Ram. How are you? RAUL VINCI (RV) : Hail Secularism. What you want? H : Okay,   so let’s start with secularism. What do you understand   by SECULARISM? RV :- ISLAM, and MUSLIMS are to be protected in Secular India. H : What do you want to say about lynchings? RV : Number of lynching are increasing in India under Modi’s government. H : But the records of MHA shows that number of recorded cases of communal enmity were more in 70 years of Congress regime than the BJP’s period. RV : Don’t tell me about    MHA and all the data. I studied in Harvard. Akhlaq and Tabrez and uncountable Muslims became victim. H : IS IT?? can you tell me some Hindu names too, who are LYNCHED?? RV : No… what is Hindu? What is HINDU NAME?? H : Let me tell you some. Ankit Saxena and Pank...

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