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  BUDGET 2025 AT A GLANCE SOME KEY PROVISIONS SARASIJ MAJUMDER   1.       10,000 additional seats to be inculcated in Medical Institutes in one year; 75,000 additional   medical seats will be created in next 5 years. 2.       100 GW target for Nuclear Power Generation by 2047. 3.       40,000 new houses will be added under Swayam Housing scheme. 4.       50 New Tourists’ destination will be developed by next year . 5.       A Maritime Development Fund with a corpus of ₹ 25,000 crore to be set up, with up to 49 per cent contribution by the Government, and the balance from ports and private sector. 6.       Atal Tinkering Labs (ATL) : 50,000 such labs are to be set up in government schools in 5 years. This is a part of Atal Innovation Mission (AIM). Comment: In my opinion, t...
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KOUN BONEGA MILLIONARE

A REALTY SHOW

SARASIJ MAJUMDER

 


Last question for 1 Million US $  is here on your screen...

Spoke aloud Mr. Voros conducting a Realty show in ABC Telecasting Corporation.

👉 VOROS:- What is the religion of Raul NAINO? Your options are:--

A- Hindu   B- Muslim   C- Buddhist   D- Christian

🤔Participant- Sir, I don't know.I would like to use lifeline.

👉VOROS-  You have played very amazingly well, all your four life lines are alive till now..., which life line would you like to take?

🤔Participant- Audience Poll.

👉VOROS - Computer ji, this should be marked, Audience!  Ladies, and Gentlemen; Boys, and Girls--your turn has come and your time starts now... Vote for the option. (After the opinion poll---)

Ohhh.. MY GOSH!!.....this is a big mess; Audience is also totally confused.

A ,B, C, D-- each  option has got 25%,  equal votes, what will you do now?

🤔Participant- Sir, I would like to take the second lifeline 50-50.

👉 VOROS-- Computer sir, 50-50 should be marked and 2 wrong answers should be deleted. 

( Following two options remained on the screen)

B- Muslim D- Christian

🤔Participant- Sir, I was thinking Hindu; but that answer itself disappeared...

👉VOROS- You still have two life lines left, you can use it because coming here and guessing the answer may take you down to  $2,50,000/- if you guess wrong.

🤔Participant- Sir, I would like to take advice from an expert.

👉VOROS--- Computer ji, it should be marked...Expert. Sir, come and help them.

Expert (Rajbeep Sirdesai) – VOROS-JI, general knowledge is like a bottomless ocean, no one has seen the end of this subject till date...I too was thinking like -- A-Hindu because in the last few months, Raul ji has visited many temples. He has been seen doing darshan and had just posted a photo of his visit to Kailash Man Sarovar, a Muslim can go to the temple but not on pilgrimage, and on the other hand his mother was a Christian and his parents were also married according to Christianity. This happened in the church, his Grand Mother was a Hindu and Grand Father was a Parsi; but her mother was never seen wearing Mangal Sutra and vermillion, her sister Biyanka ji was also never seen, or known  tying Rakhi to him.. Christian people are buried but the last rites of his Grand Mother, and DADDY were performed as per Hindu rituals... So, there are many such confusing DATA in this case to which the historians of the country itself are searching for answers and I would not like to give you an approximate answer because it would not be appropriate, so sir, I would like to apologize to you because there seems to be no correct answer to this, as of now. I don't know more…

👉VOROS--- Thank you very much  expertji, you have said a very good thing, one should not give opinion on something that one does not have knowledge about... Yes sir, even the experts do not have the answer to this, the public is also confused and Computer has also erased 2 wrong answers, now you have only one more last lifeline  left, your friend,--  Mr. DAMAD--what would you like to do...

🤔Participant- What to do sir, I would like to try one last time, maybe he knows the right answer.

👉VOROS- OK...Computer ji,  sir's last life line should be marked to DAMADJI,  and come DAMADJI,  help your friend.

DAMADJI (in the participant's ear) - Hey, $2,50,000/- is a lot... RAUL NAINO himself does not know the answer to that. Why are you bent on FIDDLING at it? Say thanks to VOROS SIR , fold your hands with a smile and quietly leave from here. ...

👉VOROS- So what is the discussion happening between you two...

🤔Participant- Sir, I have no lifeline left now and I would not like to take any risk here because no one knows the correct answer to this.  I WANT TO QUIT. BUT-- before I leave-- I want to know the answer.

👉 VOROS-- OK, Computerji, please Lock the answer.

Once "answer" button is pressed-- Computer Crashed.

Acknowledgement:- Edited, Changed,  and enlarged  on an anonymous 4 LINE humorous collection from WHATSAPP.. 

 DISCLAIMER: The above is a purely imaginary incident. Never happened . Any similarity to any living being is purely accidental, and unintentional. The BLOGGER has no responsibility, or intention to offend any person. Resemblance of anybody with the image ( a Cartoon from internet) is purely accidental. It shall be ignored.

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