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CAGR OF A HUSBAND

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  CAGR OF A HUSBAND SARASIJ MAJUMDER What is the “CAGR”—Compounded Annual Growth Rate of a Husband? Read below, to work out. In the year 1997 a Hindi movie was released starring Anil Kapoor, Sridevi, and Urmila Matondkar – Title—“JUDAAI”. Judaai means ‘SEPERATION’ In the film, Urmila falls head over heels in love with Anil Kapoor, who happens to be her colleague in the same company. Determined to get her man - despite the in spite of the fact   that he is already married - she makes relentless efforts to win him over. With standard ‘Nachna- Gana’.. Agera-Bagera… But all romantic strategies failed, still she didn’t lose hope. She switches to corporate strategy and places a bold offer in front of Anil Kapoor’s wife, Sridevi--: ₹1 crore to be paid for releasing Mr. Anil Kapoor from Matrimonial Bondage! Sridevi, after a quick mental calculation, happily accepts the deal and, divorced her husband without any further claim,   in exchange for ₹1 crore, and ha...
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NEWS & VIEWS|||SARASIJ|||31st MARCH2026

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  NEWS & VIEWS|||SARASIJ|||31 st  MARCH2026 TUESDAY| VOL—V/2026/MARCH OPINIONATED, FOR FREE CIRCULATION. * कष्टः खलु पराश्रयः।* Dependence is indeed painful. INDIA: (GOI, SWARAJYA, VISHWAMITRA, HINDU POST, INDIA TODAY). Today is Mahavir Jayanti.   In Uttarakhand, the “Green Card system” for commercial passenger vehicles has been introduced from 30 March to ensure the smooth and safe conduct of the Char Dham Yatra. Transport Minister Pradeep Batra inaugurated the system at Roshanabad in Haridwar district. The sub-divisional administration of Dharmanagar under North Tripura District has completed all necessary preparations to conduct home voting for voters aged above 85 and differently-abled persons ahead of the upcoming Dharmanagar Assembly bye-election. Maharashtra Freedom of Religion Bill, 2026, was passed by both Houses of the Maharashtra Legislature a few days ago. The Bill has been opposed by several civil society organisations, The Maharashtra F...
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NEWS & VIEWS|||SARASIJ|||30th MARCH2026

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  NEWS & VIEWS|||SARASIJ|||30 th MARCH2026 MONDAY| VOL—V/2026/MARCH OPINIONATED, FOR FREE CIRCULATION. “* जननि जन्मभूमिश्च स्वर्गादपि गरीयसी। *”   MY INTERPRETATION: FORSAKING MOTHERLAND, IS AS BAD AS FORSAKING ONE’S OWN MOTHER. BUT,THERE ARE EXCEPTIONS. INDIA: (GOI, SWARAJYA, VISHWAMITRA, HINDU POST, INDIA TODAY). The 132nd episode of the ‘Mann Ki Baat’: (a) Prime Minister Narendra Modi praised Tripura for its successful community-driven initiatives in water conservation and sustainable development. He highlighted Vanghmun village in the Jampui Hills, located at an altitude of around 3,000 feet. (b)   PM Modi highlights success of PM Surya Ghar Muft Bijli Yojana in Tripura in Mann Ki Baat. PM Modi spoke with Crown Prince and Prime Minister of Saudi Arabia, Prince Mohammed bin Salman. Both leaders agreed on the need to ensure freedom of navigation and keeping shipping lines open and secure. The report is silent on ‘STOPPAGE OF WAR’. India sends 38...
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NEWS & VIEWS|||SARASIJ|||27th MARCH2026

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NEWS & VIEWS|||SARASIJ|||27 th MARCH2026 FRIDAY| VOL—V/2026/MARCH OPINIONATED, FOR FREE CIRCULATION. “* यत भावो-तत भवति।* ” You become what you believe.   INDIA: (GOI, SWARAJYA, VISHWAMITRA, HINDU POST, INDIA TODAY). The main attraction of the RAM NAVMI celebration is in Ayodhya where Soorya Snan will take place at Shri Ram Janmabhoomi Temple, which will be telecast live by Doordarshan. INDIAN REFINERS SECURED 60 MILLION BARRELS OF CRUDE SUPPLY FROM RUSSIA FOR APRIL,2026. This deal was facilitated by a temporary U.S. Treasury waiver allowing the import of Russian oil, with shipments secured at premiums of $5-$15 per Barrel over the then BRENT price.- SOURCE: The Logical Indian. Willing to work with India for ‘common interests’ in Global South, BRICS: China||Following a meeting between Foreign Minister Wang Yi and outgoing Indian ambassador Pradeep Kumar Rawat in Beijing, Chinese Foreign Ministry spokesperson Lin Jian says the two sides view each other as “d...
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  REVIVAL OF ARVARI RIVER What a Leader, and People can do. SARASIJ MAJUMDER   REVIVAL OF ARVARI RIVER— Arvari river is a small river, may be the smallest, in the ALWAR,   Indian state of Rajasthan. The 90 km.   long river flows through the Alwar District of Rajasthan. It got dried, and   was revived in 1990. It remained dry for 60 years. The turnaround started in 1986, when people of Bhanota- Kolyala village with   the help of Tarun Bharat Sangha, managed by Rajendra Singh, constructed a   JOHAD, (earthen check dam) at the source of the dried river; following this,   villages that lay in its catchment area, and along the dried river bed, they also built tiny earthen dams, the largest being a 244 mt. long and 7 mt. High Concrete dam, most of them were in the Aravalli hills; eventually when the number of dams reached 375, the river started to flow again in 1990, after remaining dry for over 60 years. Villagers talk about Arvari's rebi...
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THE STORY OF LOVELY KHATUN

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  THE STORY OF LOVELY KHATUN SARASIJ MAJUMDER Trinamool Congress (TMC) leader Lovely Khatun, who served as the Pradhan of the Rashidabad Gram Panchayat in West Bengal's Malda district, was stripped of her post by the local Sub-Divisional Officer (SDO) following allegations that she is an illegal immigrant from Bangladesh. The whole story is narrated below. The Background and Controversy:   The controversy erupted after her defeated political rival, Rehana Sultana, filed a petition in the Calcutta High Court,   accusing her of being an illegal Bangladeshi immigrant who procured forged Indian documents, and got elected. What Investigations revealed:   Identity Discrepancy: Investigations unearthed   that Lovely Khatun's real name is Nasia (or Nasifa) Sheikh and that she allegedly entered India without a valid passport. Forged Documents: She is accused of forging her father's name (listing him as Sheikh Mustafa instead of her actual father, Jamil Bisw...
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KNOW THY LEADER AND IDENTIFY ENEMY

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  KNOW THY LEADER AND   IDENTIFY ENEMY SARASIJ MAJUMDER Think about it—the man who has effectively FIRST MARGINALIZED   AND THEN ALMOST ERASED Arvind Kejriwal (AK-49) & HIS   PARTY without even uttering his name. AK-49 was once a ‘DEEP STATE’ man, later dumped. Uddhav Bhai is gasping for political life!! Congress party IS LIVING SOMETIME IN ICU , SOMETIME IN VENTILATOR for the last 12 years . And who ensured that elections were conducted relatively peacefully in a state like West Bengal—where, at one time, voting was synonymous with violence, gunfire, bombings, and loss of hundreds of lives. Who, and whose party and whose Leaders achieved the above? Introspect. Who revoked Article 370—a decision that Political Pundits & Critics once claimed would start with   a bloodbath in Kashmir, ultimately end with getting Kashmir joining with PAKISTAN. Well—the situation is different!! Who has largely brought the menace of stone-pelters in Kashmi...
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