THOUGHTS AFTER TAKING SUNDOWNER

SARASIJ MAJUMDER

For a long time, I am accustomed to an evening ritual. I ENJOY SUNDOWNER ONE PATIALA SINGLE MALT , WITH CLASSICAL MUSIC.

Yesterday—my music system was borrowed by my neighbor. So, I had the rare chance of getting into a state of CONTEMPLATION, along with my sundowner—and in due course some cosmic blessings intervened,  my sub-conscious mind got awakened, and started asking  questions.

I share them with you, as listed below.

• Why did  Akhilesh Yadav not celebrating  *SAIFAI MAHOTSAV*-- a gala song, and dance festival -- in his ancestral village, attended, and participated by top Bollywood stars, after his government lost Uttar Pradesh ? Several years has passed. 

• After the shutter closed  of the BSP government, in U.P., *why was Mayawati not weighed in diamonds, golds and currency notes on her birthday?* She has grown older, and heavier in couple of years since last one. 

• After Yogi ji becoming the CM in UP, *why no new strongmen like Atiq Ahmed, Azam Khan, Mukhtar Ansari was born in U.P?* The old ones are rotting in jails.

• After Modi's arrival, *why is P Chidambaram is not able to grow cabbage worth Rs 6 crore* in clay pots on the roof garden at his bungalow? He now spends time by writing columns for newspaper “HINDU”, blasting MODI, and NDA.

• Nowadays, *why is Supriya Sule is not able to grow crops worth Rs 670 crore* in her ten (10) acres of land?* By the way, what she is doing now ??    

• After the Congress government left Haryana, *why did Damadji Robert Badra could not purchase any more land there?* He is now seen to be accompanying his wife everywhere.

• After the departure of the Congress government, *why has no Haji Mastan, Karim Lala, Dawood Ibrahim etc. born in Mumbai?* Old ones are in Pakistan, and in perpetual fear of unknown HITMANS.

• After *selling a painting worth Rs 2.5 crore to 'Yes Bank' owner Rana Kapoor,* why did *Priyanka Gandhi  Badra not selling any painting again?* Did she closed down the lucrative business as “ART DEALER?”

• During the ten-year rule of UPA (2004-14), *Sania Maino used to regularly visit an "unknown" country” at an interval of every six months *for the treatment of her "unknown" disease*. She lives in Delhi, but *her flights always took off  from some Kerala airports and she always had 4-5 big trunks as her luggage.*_ There was no question of any kind of security-check because she was the "SUPREME, YET UNCONSTITUTIONAL POWER" of India at that time. Surprisingly, *after the change of government in 2014, how did her "unknown" disease vanish?*

Did MODI-YOGI-SHAH found out a cure for all above, and some more which are not listed ??

I have deleted comment on sale of Mr A K Antony's  wife's painting after fact check. Sorry for not checking before.